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சர்தார்ஜி1: ஒரு வருடத்திற்கு எத்தனை செகண்ட்ஸ்?

சர்தார்ஜி2: நீண்ட யோசனைக்கு பிறகு...12!!

சர்தார்ஜி1: எப்படி?

சர்தார்ஜி2: ஜனவரி செகண்ட், பிப்ரவரி செகண்ட், மார்ச் செகண்ட்

3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

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A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

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4.. Love your friends not their sisters.

Love your sisters not their friends.

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6.. Let us be generous like this :

Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them...Ant

1 says : we should KILL him.Ant

2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.Ant

3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..Ant

4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

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7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

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10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

" There is no fire like greed,

No crime like hatred,

No sorrow like separation,

No sickness like hunger of heart,

And no joy like the joy of freedom.

Health, contentment and trust

Are your greatest possessions,

And freedom your greatest joy.

Look within. Be still.

Free from fear and attachment,

Know the sweet joy of living in the way . . ."

- Dhammapada

It's called Mindset!!

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?


"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."

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